idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via magjuerg)

major-cosmic-shift:

dangerdonut:

mcwithaminthetardis:

dangerdonut:

major-cosmic-shift:

Rita’s right hand though:

image

"let me just feel up my girlfriend really quick"

i like it because usually it’s katie doing that to rita

Look how happy katie looks about it too. Like first she looks at the camera like “yeah dis my bae” and then she looks down and shes like oh wow her hand is STILL THERE and then she gets even MORE EXCITED

Forever bitter that the camera man zoomed in at the end.

(via gracieisabelladzienny)